© 2003 BB Seiler
Verse
And he asked me if I'd please
Consider getting liposuction
And a pair of Double D's
He said that with some highttlights
And some work around the eyes
I'd take myself back twenty years
And I'd look like quite a prize!
I told him I'd be happy...
To go back twenty years
Cause I met him nineteen years ago
And I wouldn't still be here!
Chorus
These are my wrinkles, I earned 'em
Yes, my hair's a little gray
But I like myself the way I am...
That's all I've got to say!
If I'm gonna change a single thing
I know just what I'd do
I'll do a little self-improvement
And say, "so long to you!"
Verse
Go get yourself a newer model
I think you'll find she won't come cheap
Not many twenty-year-old beauties
Will cook your supper while you sleep
You'd better get yourself a trainer
Girls nowadays like their men taut
Buy some Rogaine or a hairpiece
Cause if you think you're hot...you're not!
I only want you to be happy
So come on, I'll help you pack
And when this mid-life crisis passes
Don't you bother comin' back!
Chorus
These are my wrinkles, I earned 'em
Yes, my hair's a little gray
But I like myself the way I am...
That's all I've got to say!
If I'm gonna change a single thing
I know just what I'd do
I'll do a little self-improvement
And say, "so long to you!"
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